Project Five: I guess you DIDN'T have to be there

Did you miss another opportunity to eat flowers with your friends

because you were too busy measuring your height in "tall people" fractions?

PSG understands all too well. 

Let her help you eliminate any "I guess you had to be there" moments. 

This one is a little rough...let's call it a work in progress.

Project Four: Inserting yourself into someone else's (dress) shoes

One of my best friends from college married a wonderful, caring, and funny gentleman. Yadda yadda yadda, happy for them, etc.

What everyone seems to forget is that I proposed (albeit in a platonic, non-romantic, but incredibly practical fashion) to said friend months before her now-husband did.

Sadly, I don't have PlagiarismShop so this is the closest I will come to justice and--dare I use the elusive c-word? Yes, I dare. Closure.

Before:

After:

P.S. The Bride commissioned these photos. I'm not bitter. Well, not about this. 

Project Two: Mrs. Hand-man

This is one of my "pieces" that have critics (aka my facebook friends) torn. I find it hilarious in a Tim Burton kind of way; others complain of its nausea-inducing properties.

 Oh well. I'll leave it up to you, and in the meantime continue to tell myself that
Van Gogh was under-appreciated too.